Craicsploitation

Movie Review - The Dark Knight Rises

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:07:44 -0400

The Dark Knight Rises and then collapses like so many other cheese soufflés. By trying to combine both previous films into the plot Nolan quite literally digs the story into a metaphorical hole and then struggles to convincingly get out of. When it finally does we are left with a cast that have went through so many changes of character that the only thing you’ll be rooting for is the final credits. Verdict - Avoid.

Please Support My Kick Starter Idea!

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 14:52:43 -0400

Please Support My Kick Starter Idea!

Movie Review - The Amazing Spider-Man

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 09:14:29 -0400

The creative brains behind this reboot look to David Icke and nursery rhymes to inject lizard men and spiders in drains into the DNA of an already over told origin story. But the only thing “Amazing” about the finished product are the casting decisions that give us an Aunt May that’s hotter than Gwen Stacey! Verdict - Avoid.

Please Support My Kick Starter Idea!

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 17:18:20 -0400

Please Support My Kick Starter Idea!

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:40:27 -0400

Please Support My Kick Starter Idea!

Please Contribute To My Kick Starter Idea!

Wed, 30 May 2012 16:19:00 -0400

Please Contribute To My Kick Starter Idea!

Movie Review

Sun, 27 May 2012 09:03:08 -0400

Movie Review

The First Ever Wasp

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:18:59 -0400

The First Ever Wasp

John Terry’s At It Again!

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:36:25 -0400

John Terry’s At It Again!

Remember The Time Dave Cameron Made A Speech From Between Some...

Tue, 08 May 2012 16:21:38 -0400

Remember The Time Dave Cameron Made A Speech From Between Some Girls Legs?

Scenes From A Referendum

Thu, 03 May 2012 18:10:36 -0400

Scenes From A Referendum

Managers And Jesus

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:22:33 -0400

Managers And Jesus

Footballers And Jesus

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:55:01 -0400

Footballers And Jesus

Word To The Man - You Can Paint Over It All You Want But Punk...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 09:00:00 -0400

Word To The Man - You Can Paint Over It All You Want But Punk Ain’t Going Away!

#JoeMeme

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:29:12 -0400

#JoeMeme

A short FICTIONAL film speculating on the real reason the...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:19:38 -0400

A short FICTIONAL film speculating on the real reason the Titanic sank. Enjoy Titanic Fest Belfast 2012!

On The 8th Day - A Short Film By Craicsploitation

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 06:28:27 -0400

On The 8th Day - A Short Film By Craicsploitation

Advertisement - The Mourne Mountains

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:37:34 -0400

Things I Have Learnted From Wikipedia

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 17:51:16 -0400

As every body knows the reason why the The Beatles split up is because Paul McCartney didn’t like John Lennon new friend Yoko Ono. This can be a real problem in bands, if your band mate says they don’t like your new friend where would your loyalty lie - with your band or with your new friend?

It’s a tough one to call isn’t it? Well consider then the poor Red Hot Chilli Peppers when an altogether more Supernatural predicament happened to them (from Wikipedia)

It must have been tough for Chad Smith (real name Chadwick Gaylord Smith), on the one hand he got vindicated for his assertion that there were ghosts in the house when Frusciante said there “definitely” were there but on the other hand he was basically told by Frusciante that he was the sort of idiot that couldn’t even tell the difference between an evil ghost and a Casper-y friendly one!

But who was right, were the ghosts in Harry Houdini’s house friendly or not? It’s hard to say for certain but it is worth considering the following -

John Frusciante, who was exposed to the ghosts by staying in the house, descended into a spiral of drug abuse which eventually led to him leaving the band and sustaining severe burns in a house fire (which could well have been started by a ghost for all I know)

Chad Smith, who avoided the ghosts by driving away from them on his motorcycle, continued to enjoy great success not only with the Chilli Peppers but also with the rock supergroup Chickenfoot and Chad Smith’s Bombastic Meatbats!

So in summary, to quoteth the Morrissey “Ouija Board, Ouija Board”

Fan Art - John Carter Of Mars

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:37:00 -0400

Fan Art - John Carter Of Mars